"HE'S PROBABLY GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS!"."YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS!".AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!" "I BOUGHT YOUR TOOTHPASTE, THE ONE WITH TARTAR CONTROL."OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I SAID BACON AND EGGS!"."MAN, THESE FISHSTICKS ARE AS HARD AS TITS!"."I HAVE TO LIVE IN THIS HELLHOLE! ALL YOU EVER DO IS STAY AT HOME AND PLAY WITH YOUR TITS AND LOOK AT YOUR ASS AT THE SAME TIME! DURRRRRRRR- AW FUCK!".I CALLED HER A BITCH RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER TITS!" "THERE'S LADIES EVERYWHERE, YOU DUMBASS."."I'LL SHOVE A CAN OF PRINGLES UP THAT PREACHER'S ASS, AND BE HAPPY TO TELL HIM ABOUT IT."."HE'S A LONG LEGGED, PISSED OFF PUERTO RICAN!"."THAT'S NOT MICKEY MOUSE, THAT'S JUST TIT DIRT!"."IT SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACCA TAKING A SHIT!"."SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! WHAT'S ALL THAT DAMN NOISE?!"."WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA, AND SHIT?!"."YOU CAN STICK ONE OF THOSE 5 CENTS SUNDAES UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!"."I DON'T WANT TO CHANGE MY PHONE COMPANY!"."I'LL THROW MY SHOE AT YOUR FAGGOT ASS!"."PISSING OUT THE WINDOW, AND SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW, ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!"."THAT JUST MEANS SHE LIKES WHAT I LIKE."."I'D KILL MYSELF TOO IF MY LAST NAME WAS.COMBS!".It thankfully doesn't have the Smirking Bitch. His old site, which is now permanantly down. He was ultimately decreed as too offensive and was taken out forever. There are no great uses of Tourettes Guy in poop but as with all good things he has not been used as carefully as he could have been. Knows what happens when Alex Trebek has a picture of a Giraffe up his ass during an earthquake.He loves frosted flakes, as shown by his t-shirt.The only thing he's afraid of is snakes.Once edited Toy Story 2 by replacing all of Al's dialogue with his own.Pissing out the window and shitting out the window are two different things.
Colgate toothpaste makes him feel like a piece of shit.He can shit a better Kool-Aid commercial.He teamed up with Nostalgia Critic and Angry Video Game Nerd to do a remake of "Cuban Pete" from The Mask.Evidence of this was seen in a video when he used it to move a chair. The calendar flipped down a page, indicating that time had gone backward by one month. Evidence of this was seen in a video when he used Roar of Time next to a calendar on the wall. By yelling as loud as humanly possible(usually he yells "PPPPPPIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS!!!!!!") he can distort time, causing it to skip forward or backward. Believe it or not, he has a Pokemon attack called Roar of Time.I mean, he has tourettes, he gets angry easily, he has an ex-wife who is a bitch that randomly visits him.
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